Being a four day a week moderate distance commuter, I like to think I am exposed enough to Melbourne's train system to express my dislike for it. Among the various well known issues with this system, such as sardine-can conditions, constant tardiness and even cancellations, for me Connex have really ticked me off with their rare but oh so uncomfortable "new" trains. I place the word new in inverted commas as I'm not entirely certain as to whether these particular trains are in fact new or old. I have only had to travel on one twice (thank god) but they appear surprisingly clean and fresh, yet their train network maps contain zone 3... Either way, they have the absolute worst layout of seating, and lack thereof, that I have ever encountered.

To begin with, there is a distinct lack of seating. I'm guessing Connex has decided to combat the gross over crowding by simply forcing more people to stand, thereby cramming an increased number or commuters onto each carriage,, regardless of their comfort.

Secondly, the few seats these trains do have are both short and narrow. The back of each seat only reaches around ones middle back and they are so narrow even three slim, petite women must cross their legs rather tightly to avoid contact with each other.

Thirdly, the layout of the few seats is terrible. All of them are facing rows or sideline rows, so either ones legs are crammed up against someone else's legs or one has the arse of a stranger in their face.

These trains are horrible! I hate you Connex; find proper, dignified, COMFORTABLE solutions to your grossly unaccommodating trains!